Chick Sex

I apologize for this blog post taking so long to get posted but like lady parts, it's a rather tender subject.

I have never had sex with another girl. No do I have the desire to.

I have done sexual things with 3 woman to date.One of them had the weirdest vagina I have ever seen!!, there were lots of extra flaps, I almost bit through the left nipple of another one, not that she was complaining... but her boyfriend cut in.... Unrelated there is this recurring dream about a Myspace friend of mine, this white lithe string bean of a blonde who was into modded cars and snuff films and we are fucking on a pile of lemons, she has a turkey baster and I have a razorblade and it burns so fucking good.

I can appreciate the attractiveness of all types of woman but my personal attraction to them is based on the fact that I'd like to beat the shit out of them.

Call it what you will... maybe I got daddy issues..or maybe I have major problems with my own kind but I would just adore getting the oppurtunity to tie up some some chick and and gag her and start out by slapping her around a little bit, bare hands on her face and her breasts and ass.

Then I'd remove the gag and really work her over with a whip across her back, she is free to scream all she wants, in fact I'd encourage it. She can scream until her throat and her back are raw. Then out would come the nipple clamps.. because I am methodical and we are working are way down, I happen to be rather found of those electric nipple clamps, small shocks to her tits coupled with some more slapping, then we'd bring out the weights and swing those off her for a bit. Next it's onto her ass and vagina..here my imagination runs rampant..it involves buttplugs of various sizes and a violet wand on her vagina. I'm not sure how I'd go about this.. I don't like the idea of safewords much less of some bitch telling me to stop. As such if my fantasy came to fruition it'd be not only disrespectful but also dangerous. It's have to be a slave on loan from a friend..he can watch and then he can reward her....I don't have respect for alot of woman, men, especially masters are a different story.

On that note, I could never own a slave because I dislike the idea of having to take care of another adult other than myself.. or giving instruction..I could also never be a dom..because I'm not interested in rewarding anyone by getting them off....

because I am obviously a selfish sadistic asshole..not interested in giving pleasure..only pain.

So any of you ladies interested in getting their fucking ass beat???

Shit Slave

The only good(?) things I got out of my recent spin around OkStupid(OkCupid "The World's Best Dating Site")

was a mild girlcrush on a girl that looks like me but won't talk to me, presumably because she likes men. Her name is BeanPistol.

Now I can flick the ol' bean and fantasize about BeanPistol!! Everythings perfect. Just BEANY!!

Then there was my conversations with a man I shall refer to as "ShitSlave" being that he is an alleged toilet slave and his overall general shitty attitude. For those of you not in the whole fetish know-how a toilet slave is pretty much exactly like it sounds.
He is a human toilet.
His mistress shits in his mouth.
He licks her asshole clean.


No big shit right? Who am I to judge, right?

My problem with him was not his sexual proclavities/deviations but his unwavering insistance that outside of this, him and his mistress have "a normal relationship".

NORMAL?? WHAT IS NORMAL??...... forget that..that's a whole different can of worms/shit.

Aside from the fact that he has a whole different view on breakfast than the rest of us ..he put it like this " I mean we hug, we go on dates,we fuck, we go to sleep in each other arms.. we are as normal as the normalest vanilla couple".

That's beautiful and special and all.. but does she kiss you on the mouth?

This a question he got irate at.

DOES ..SHE...KISS ..YOU..ON ..THE MOUTH!!??

Cause as far as I'm concerned .."Pretty Woman" this ain't. Mouth kissing is quite common in "normal relationships.".. you know unless you're Julia Roberts acting as a hooker.. or you are a shitslave! !!

Now I could be wrong, but as far as I'm concerned you are a slave..a shitslave for that matter.You exist to be degraded...because that's what get's you off ..Mouth Kissing conveys a depth of feeling and passion..or if you're me.. the level of drunkeness. Why would your mistress reward you that? YOUR ON A DATING SITE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!??"? she either doesn't know.. and you're a very bad boy or she doesn't have you on as tight a leash as you need to be on.. or you've made the wrong life decision.

Now through the virtues of love and mouthkissing and such I have found myself in what is an unquestionably "vanilla relationship". I've never had a slave..I've never been a mistress but I do know if I'm gonna piss and shit all over some one..I have little to no respect for them. Kissing you on the mouth would be like well.. going ass to mouth. Which is generally frowned upon. So dude....man up and stop puttin so much emphasis on how normal you are and wishin and hopin and dreamin her kisses will start..just keep spewin shit.

Why I'm Here

Odd isn't it? I've never been one to condone censorship, especially of myself, but posting to my other blog was beginning to feel like shitting where I ate. I feel better already, more free and it's gonna be

SEX SEX SEX ALL THE TIME!!!

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I'll elaborate a little more on this later. Right now I have to go lay down because my chest hurts. My chest hurts because I knocked myself out yesterday while masturbating, because I hold my breath when I do it, like an idiot.

It makes the climaxing so much more frenzied and the orgasm so much harder. Knocking myself out was not part of the plan. Shit why don't I just put a noose around my neck ala David Carradine??(oooooh..too soon?) I blame my upbringing for this rather unusual practice. I grew up with 2 sisters..all 3 of us in one room. Do you know how much it sucks to have your funtime interrupted because you were moaning and one of your sisters went and got your mom because they thought you were sick? not to mention embarassing.. espcially the part where you got lectured that touching youself was a sin.

Next Post : ShitSlave.

Just Begging For A Beginning.

He has just delivered a death blow to my vagina.A plenary punch to the pussy. He doesn't want to fuck me on my period anymore. Which pretty much brings our sex down to nil..less than nil..

I am getting

> sex.

"It used to be something I could deal with, now I just think it's wrong."

WRONG???!! How could it be wrong!!!??? It's the best time ever for these reasons.

1. I am extra sensitive..and not just in the bi-polar sense, I mean "down there". I feel everything magnified like 10X which is great for the size of your dick...and the little effort you'd have to put in to get me off.

2. Being that I'm bleeding and you are most likely wearing a condom because you don't want to get blood on your dick, I know, I know, I know!! brings the possibility of the pitter-patter of little feet to next to nothing. No Pitter. No Patter. No Nothing

3. All Natural Lubrication, no harsh chemicals and 100% eco-friendly!!

4. I am so horny. I have never wanted you like I want you right now.

5. I go down on your hairy balls...sometimes hair gets in my teeth. I don't ask you to go all vampire between my thighs.

While I understand some men freak out about blood on their dicks(having shaved and swatted enough balls to know this) I do not understand mine's the sudden aversion to the fluids seeping regularly from the vagina he's known occasionaly for the last 2 years.

Does he mean morally:

"THOU SHALT NOT FUCK A CHICK WHILE SHE'S PACKING THE PILLOW".

or maybe, mentally:

"I am getting her uterine lining all over my phallus. Well, I am completely flaccid now."

maybe it's a physical thing:

" THERE IS BLOOD ON MY DICK EW !! EW!! GET IT AWAY!! "

Whatever it is, I'm not happy with it. Do you know how hard it is to play with yourself on your period?? shit..it's slippery and you end up looking like you murdered someone. Which, given my emotional state at the moment...is quite feasible.

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